Hobby Center Knowledge Base
What should I wear to the Hobby Center ~ Houston,TX? We are attending the Hobby Center Performing Arts play in December @ 2:00 to see " It's a Wonderful Life." I was told the ladies dress really, really nice~ I don't want to show up in a long gown, while others are dressed casual..
What do ladies wear to the Hobby Center in Houston, TX? The play is in December during the day.. " It's a Wonderful Life".. How dressy are the dresses? Long? Ball? After 5? Evening? "Church dress? " Please help,, I don't want to feel out of place. We heard that they REALLY go all out!
Hobby Shop center? Where is the hobby shop located in Studio City, California? I tried googling it but I received no answer :/ Any help/source would be appreciated Thanx!
How else could I get from my house to downtown (21 minutes) without parents? I want to do this course at the Hobby Center for the Performing Arts in downtown, but the problem is, I have no way to get there. I'M going to pay full tuition (my mom doesn't like the fact that I don't want to be a doctor)...and I asked my mom and her boyfriend if they would be able to take me...my mom said that she didn't think her boss would let her get off at 3:30 (the class is from 4:30-6:00)every Wednesday for two and a half months (and if he[her boss] did, she'd have to give up getting out of work at four every Friday for TWO 1/2 MONTHS. Boo stinkin' hoo[sorry])....and I asked her boyfriend, and he said that it would be impossible for him..and I can understand THAT...he has a very fluctuating work schedule...so I need some other ways to get to the Hobby Center (Houston) every Wednesday (my mom could at least pick me up) safely and on time....who are some ppl that I could ask...or what kind of public transportation could I take? I need to get to downtown Houston from Northwest Houston.
How to find whats near by an address? I am moving to a new city. Want some info reagarding parks, recreation centers, hobby classes, etc near by my new address. I think there is a website but i can't seem to find it by googling. Help?
where can i find car model kits in dubai? i would like to know where can i find car model kits (assembling of a small car) in dubai . i have tried toys r us and also hobby center , but no result . does anyone know???
Where is the least dorky spot on my car to place a bumper sticker that announces my hobby? I am a runner who has recently bought a bumper sticker that announces such. I have never really been much into bumper stickers previously, but I've never had a hobby that I've invested so much time in until now. I figure I have six choices: the left-side, center, or right-side of either the rear window or the bumper itself. Does the placement matter? Is there significance behind one place over the other? This article seems to think so, http://edhat.com/site/tidbit.cfm?id=401 , but mainly I want to put the sticker wherever the least "dorky" place is. I don't know if there's an unspoken meaning behind bumper sticker placement out there, but I'm curious to know what others think. What do the six placements say about a person? I want mine to say that I'm not being obnoxious, but I want to casually share with others that I am a runner.
Is the store correct on not accepting the item froma minor? Bianco was 17 when he purchased a telescope from the Stars and Stripes Hobby Center. On his way home, he had an automobile accident that badly damaged the telescope. The next day, he returned to the store with the telescope and demanded his money back. The store owner told him she was not legally requited to give him his money back, even though she knew he was a minor, because the telescope was damaged. Was the store owner correct? Why or why not?
How can I expand my Microsoft Flight Simulator hobby and make a more cockpit feel? I really enjoy playing Microsoft Flight Simulator. It’s awesome! However, I’d really, really, would like to find materials to add-on so I can try to simulate a more cockpit feel around my computer. Currently, I use a Joystick. So I can upgrade to a yoke. I can also buy rudder pedals and throttles to put next to me. Something like this: http://www.chproducts.com/retail/throttles.html Now, HERE’S MY BIG QUESTION!: I opened up FSX and clicked onto “Learning Center”. I then clicked on “Expanding your hobby”. This is what caught my eye: “If you want to make your desktop seem more like the cockpit of a real airplane, add some hardware. The options range from full desktop consoles with working switches down to the basics: a joystick or a yoke and rudder pedals. You can find these accessories at many computer stores and online.” My questions: 1- What is this hardware and where can I purchase it? 2- What are full desktop consoles with working switches? Thank you
How to contact famous screen writers, if you have a brilliant screen play idea? In fact I have many ideas.? I write poems, novels and kids essays. It is a hobby I acquired at a young age. I attended some classes to acquire the basics of literature, grammarization and styles in creative writing, however lost interest because of tribulations. I had provided my poetry to many companies and was scammed. This discourages me in continuing to persue my goal of writing and providing economical solutions. I am a caregiver for my mother and provide assistance to other family members. I enjoy seeing all people enjoy the good things in life and loves to write about it. I also write and thinks about the people who are doing the bad things in life who needs to be punish. The screen plays I have in mind centers all catagories, 'The Good, Bad, and the Ugly'. I am wanting directions and assistance in screen plays and literature writing from people who really cares. I am weary of every menu in life you have touched turns into deceit. Thanks for feedbacks.
Anybody else having problems with picture frames from Target? I do photography as a serious hobby and I have produced several great shot of wild bears. I got frames from target and a bunch of them have nail hooks that either aren't level or centered. Has anybody else had this problem or did I just find the few bad ones in Des Moines? And yes, I did fix them, but it shouldn't be necessary.
In a 3 column css, I am trying to give the center column a scroll bar as to keep the page stationary. plz help I have been a hobby web designer for a great number of years, but I have only designed in html. I recently found some spare time in my retirement and desided to give css a try. All was going fine until I had the bright idea of placing a scrollbar on the center style sheet of 3. I have the left and right sheets acting as menu's and wanted the center sheet to stay one screen in lenght and to scroll if the text within the sheet was longer than the viewing area. I was trying to do this with the intentions or keeping the entire page visible at all times, and to eliminate the browser's scrollbar entirely. I have seen this done, but have no idea how these people have done it. I have spent 2 days trying to research this topic without any solid frame of reference being found. I am hoping that somebody here may be able to shed a little light on this. Thank you for your time ArC_AnGeL
looking for info on stained glass equipment? My husband travels a lot and has time on his hands in the evenings. He wants to put together a kit he can take with him so he can make stained glass projects to compliment my woodworking projects (windows for display cases, decoration for inset mirrors, inlays for desks and entertainment centers) when he's bored. We've never worked with it, so we're starting from scratch. I know not all equipment is created equal, regardless of hobby, so how about some pointers for a beginner?
PLACE where you like to go AGAIN AND AGAIN and stay there LONG? this place must be such that it is possible for you to visit it once in a week so no tourist place please, give your number or name 1 home 2 garden 3 playground 4school 5 collage 6 your work place 7 river bank 8 beach 9 religious place 10 club 11 hobby center 12 in wild/jungle
I need a Camcorder and Camera. Where can I get a donated one? I am a disabled veteran on a fixed income with limited resources. I have always served my community and fellow man in one shape or form. Right now I am a Court Appointed Child Advocate (CASA) for abused and neglected children. I have also volunteered for Hurricane Rita Victims (Red Cross), been to the floods in Appalachia and helped to rebuild, Helped Build a clinic for the Center of Hope in Managua, Nicaragua and worked with homeless veterans here in my city. I am trying to obtain a camcorder to film documentaries and short stories and I need the camera to incorporate stills in the video as well as make a hobby for myself. I have gone through life not asking for anything but, I now need to ask because of the prices attached to the items I need. Does anyone know of an organization that will help me? Thank you for your help. I have served 8 1/2 years with the US Coast Guard and have Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and other associated disorders from a rescue that went bad.
BEACH GARDEN and BRAINWASH please read on? I asked a question as below PLACE where you like to go AGAIN AND AGAIN and stay there LONG? this place must be such that it is possible for you to visit it once in a week so no tourist place please, give your number or name 1 home 2 garden 3 playground 4school 5 collage 6 your work place 7 river bank 8 beach 9 religious place 10 club 11 hobby center 12 in wild/jungle ANSWERS 6 person said beach (50 %) no one said garden now compare garden and beach there is five senses in human 1 touch 2 see 3 hear 4 smell/fragrance 5 taste(mouth) taste has no connection with both(garden and beach) in all other four sense garden is better than beach see below 1 TOUCH touch of soft grass(live thing) is better than sand(dead thing) touch 2 SEE garden is colorful with different flower and there is cool green shade also beach only blue color 3 HEAR in garden there is music of bird sound beach mostly none may be noise of waves 4 SMELL/FRAGRANCE garden fragrance of flowers beach no fragrance so why most people choosing beach over garden are they braiwashed by travel agencies, media, tourst operator etc. because beach is useless sandy place where is for garden you need fertile valuable land .
YOUR FAVORITe? PLACE where you want to go again and again and stay there for long time(this place must be such that it is possible for you to visit it once in a week so no tourist place please) give your number or name 1 home 2 garden 3 playground 4school 5 collage 6 your work place 7 river bank 8 beach 9 religious place 10 club 11 hobby center 12 in wild/jungle
Can these sentances stay like this or they need revision? 1. "He tries to combine hobbies and profession in his spare time. So he is not just a good cyclist and footballer. Furthermore he is the developer of a succesful football-centered online platform." 2. "Matthias Seidl is not only an enduring marathon runner and triathlete. As passionate opera singer he demonstrates his lung capacity, too."
What types of classes would baby boomers like to take? I work at a senior center and we have learned that the word senior is not looked at fondly. We are rebranding ourselves and in the process want to draw in people who are baby boomers and up. Just out of curiosity...what types of classes are baby boomers looking for? Interests? Hobbies? What they would like to learn? Thanks for any comments.
warhammer 40k forum help? hello my cousin told me there is a forum or website that i can go to that will tell me when GW hobby centers are opening, in different places please do you know what it is please i really need it thank you
i need to vary from +12v to 0 (at center) to -12v with a slide or rotary device? I need to vary voltage from a stable 12v source. This will be any hobby power supply (wall wart style) I need to go from full 12v + to full 12v- with 0v at the middle. this will not be a high amp circuit Maybe 1/4 to 1/2 amp. it will not drive anything directly but only act as a "signaling" voltage think of it as a throttle +12v = forward(full speed) 0v = stop -12v = reverse (full speed) with varying voltage = varying speed and reverse polarity to change direction i know a dpdt and a pot would work, but really want to do this with one knob. either a slide or less than 1 turn rotary
What would it take to turn 20 acres of west Texas landscape into a ranch-style retreat center? We already have the buildings, but how do we go about turning the desert-y land into kind of a hobby ranch or farm? It is mostly red sandy dirt, with caliche underneath, but we have lots of pine trees and mesquite. Very sunny, with a 1-2 month rainy season in July & August, cool/cold-ish from November thru February, windy in March and April, hot and dry May through October. How much money do you think it would cost to have a few horses? Maybe some goats for goats milk? Chickens? Do you think it's possible to grow wildflowers, or sunflowers? How about a few vegetables? Would these be possible in something like raised boxes? Basically, a pretty, ranch style place that folks would enjoy for something different and old-fashioned.
Match the Wrestler with the Hobby? John Morrison MVP CM PUNK Ron Simmons Hacksaw Jim Duggan Finlay JBL Cussing,Chopping Up Wood Counting his Money,Showboating Getting into Bar Fights,Making Money Saying Damn,Checking into Rehab Centers Getting Tattoes, Acting like a Pothead Drinking,Dancing to Music
10 points for the fastest help ;) HW PLZ HELP? HI all ;) before i start i just want to tell u that english is not my first language so im kind of bad at it ;) any way the first usefull help will get 10 point so .. :) i have an essay about my dream job and i have to explan it and since i don't have any dreams i found it hard to do this essay any way ,, i did it and i need you plz plz to read it and correct and add some ideas and stuff here it is and plz i need it ASAP i have to hand it in after 15 hours --> Having the ability to dream is one of the blessings that we were lucky to have as human beings , it help us go and accomplish things through life, dreams have no limitation and no boundaries . I have many dreams that I’m hoping to accomplish them through out life, one of those dreams is to start my own business, having a business of my own will help me do many things that I’ve always wanted to do them, it will also help me develop my personality, and it will make me a better and more assertive person. So after very long time of thinking I found the perfect type of business that will help me meet al the dreams that I want to accomplish them on the business field. I needed a business that will help in shaping a better future; a job that will help those young children’s who one day will be the leaders of this country, a job that will keep me and all workers around me happy, a job that will help in building a better and brighter future. And because I wanted to start something new that hasn’t been done here I thought that I might be the first to do it “a hobby development center” What’s a hobby development center you might think? It’s a center were people of all ages and different genders can develop and they might even discover there talents and hobbies , that’s why my center help young people in particular and old people in general keep their minds in something useful that will help them lead there country and raising it to the top . In order to do what’s in my mind I need a creative staff a staff that contain many experts “scientists, psychologists, athletes ...Ext” and I will also be needing patient employees , employees that knows how to deal with people so my clients will be happy and satisfied . Finally , I’m really hoping and believing that it will really be a very successful center because people are eager to this kind of what I call it excitement learning .
how to give interview in a call center in india? hi i am sohail shaikh i am 21 years of age born and brought up in pune i got my schooling done from anglo urdu boys high school and my hsc from pune college of arts commerce and science my hobbies are to listinening to religious hyms and reading religious books
How can I cancel expensive gym membership when...? ...when I only have couple of choices. You see, I signed a contract with expensive gym (the reason I did that was stupid, because at the time I felt very bad about my recent breakup and thought that new hobby such as rock climbing can ease my pain - very wrong :) ). The gym is far away from my apartment and frankly I don't want to go there at all. Bascially, I signed a contact for 1 year. There are four ways that I can cancel the membership: 1)You relocate to a location that is 25 miles away from the Sports Center. 2)You have a medical condition in which a doctor will not allow you to work out for at least 6 months. 3)In the event of death 4) According to New York State law, you have the right to cancel and receive a full refund during the first three days of your membership. After the three days have elapsed, your membership is in effect for a minimum of twelve paid months. How can I fake a move for example or a doctors note? Maybe some other option? Thank you I am willing to pay the cancellation fee of 175 dollars. The thing is, this fee is only paid in the event of those 4 times of cancellation. I guess even when you die, they take out 175 dollars :). Stupid. So if I go to my doctor, this won't be a problem of getting a letter?
What do you wash first in the shower.? Hair Artistic type. Daydreaming is your hobby but you can achieve what most other people cannot. Dedication is lacking but you will work tirelessly towards goals which are to your liking. Money is not important. Friends are but only intellectuals and fellow artistic types. Make the best lovers as you are most willing to explore and please the other partner. Talent is your main strength. Your best partner in life will be those who chose chest. Chest You are practical person. Straightforward and do not beat around the bush. To you, convenience is of paramount importance. You hate to be distracted when concentrating and are impatient with people who do not see things your way. A good lover and willing to try new things. Your best partner in life will be those who chose hair. Armpits You are a dependable and hard working person. Generally a very popular person as you are very down to earth and willing to help others. Tend to get yourself into trouble as you cannot tell whether people are genuine towards you. Make very poor lovers as you are the working type with average talent. Your best partner in life will be those who chose shoulders. Face Money is important to you and you will do anything to get it. Integrity and dignity is not important. You feel that friends are there to be used and life is one big hassle. Other people find it hard to understand you but you are not concerned as to what they think. Very self-centered person. Average lover as too selfish and tend to be absorbed in self pleasure at the expense of your partner. Your best partner in life will be those who chose others. Shoulder A born loser. You fail in everything that you do. People dislike you and you tend to spend your time alone. Your type have been known to be heavy gamblers and drinkers. You see the world as a living hell. Money and power is also important to you. But your luck will always fail you. You make a lousy lover. You will find it difficult to find a partner in life. Those who chose armpits are your only chance. Others You are a very average person. Undoubtedly, you have your inner strengths but people find it hard to see. You must learn to be a little bit more adventurous and sell your potential. Deep down, you are a very likeable person with very few faults. However, the key will be to make your strengths stand out and not just hide your weaknesses. You are an average lover. You have great fantasies about different techniques but unfortunately are not brave enough to try them out. Your best partner in life will be those who chose face.
Why do issues that are brought up with my husband ever get solved, "? We are still fighting over the same issues that have been there since the very begining of our marriage -21 years. He is extremely evasive, and refuses to "get honest. I cannot get through to him no matter how long or how hard I try. He just doen't get it! He makes promises to change but soon he returns to business as usual. I feel sodisrespected.and invisable. He is not there for me, when I need him. Like a fair weather freind. Non supportive. He is evasive, cannot "get honest" and is like a part time husband that comes and goes like a ghost. Self centered and makes sure he gets his needs met first above all others. No companionship, when he is home he is addicted to the TV, on the weekend his hobbies take center stage.He treats me like an adversary. Not a partner for life. When he sees I am upset, he makes promises to change, but soon he goes back to business as usual. I am exhausted from this roller coaster ride. and feel so disrespected and sad. He acts like he is single
Teaching a Children/Teen cross-stitching class? I'm thinking about getting in touch with my local community center and teaching a children/teen cross-stitching class. I'm 23 and love to cross stitch as a hobby, do you think this would be a good idea?
Why are (most) women so materialistic? It seems like most women are all about shoes and make-up. I mean, at least guys have hobbies and goals at the center of their lives. Women on the other hand, no matter how much they care about other things, the very center of their existance is always themselves, and more specifically, "how do I look?" How shallow...
Homemade halloween costumes ideas (look or else) muhaha!? Comments are fine , but if you have nothing nice to say like em your better off putting a flower pot on ur head please don't say it .. am not looking for ideas but you can post them for other people! ~.~ No..... am not THAT old.. lolm i just noticed how alot of people need halloween ideas , and they don't have the money . So one weekend ( i was in school so one weekend ) i just did this for fun!
convince parents to let me be a dj? Im almost 16, and really want to be a mobile dj. i've been interested in music and lighting all my life basically, and have been doing small gigs for no pay(like off my ipod) for my block party and stuff like that. i have spent the last few weeks researching, and have decided what system to buy and stuff. total cost will be around $1100, but will probably be cheaper if i am able to bargain with the people at guitar center. my parents think it will be a waste of money and take up my social life. any advice to convince them to let me do it? i have that kind of money available. i will only me interested in doing this as a side job/hobby for now. maybe a gig or 2 a month, more in the summer. HELP!!!! i do have a job, but this is a passion of mine. i have the money to start it
What can I do about this Y!A addiction? Please help me find another hobby. My butt is growing wide in this chair. I love all of you guys, but I cant go on like this anymore. Please. I am reaching out for help. Is there a rehab center for this disease?
The Gracie experience? I have a Royce Gracie training center near where I live and was wondering if anyone had some experience training at one of their sites. I have never had any martial arts training and am considering it now in my mid 30's as a hobby and way to stay in shape. Any and all thoughts are appreciated.
Hand Crafted Cards? I am very artistic. I make most beautiful greeting Cards by my hand How can I explore this hobby into personal business on small scale or should I contact some art center in Canada to show my craftsmanship ? Please help me..please guide me !!!
What are some cool hobbies to get into? I'm 20 years old and my job is laying off around half the center in 2 weeks so I won't have a job. The school semester just ended and im not signing up for classes till the fall semester so thats ended too. That means I have a good 3 months of nothing except looking for a job. What are some attractive/interest/worthwhile/possible things I can get into or teach myself during that time.
GUITAR - Is 1300 dollars too much if you don't play on stage? I have always wanted a Gibson Les Paul, and a beautiful one is sold by a Guitar Center near my house. But it is $1300. I play a lot and want to continue to play, like a hobby forever. And don't these instruments last a lifetime? Would you guys say this is too much money for a guitar when I am not playing on stage, just at home with friends and their basses and other guitars. And also, right now I have an Epiphone, but am not a big fan of it.
Blog question? Is there any free blog site, where i can organize my post by type of post. I explain myself in my current blog: http://holygsroom.blogspot.com/ I write about my relationship with God, my hobby of breeding fishes. and my rehab center for orquids. i want to be able to organize by this three topics.
A perfect 40th Birthday present??? My older and only sister is turning 40, she's 11 years older than me and through out the years she has pampered me like there's no tomorrow. Every birthday or special occasions such as graduations she has spent a lot of money on me, for example she gave me a $2,500 watch for my graduation. My budget is only $1000, and I want to get her something special. She lives in LA so she has the LA life style. A watch is out of the question because I have checked and anything that she would like is out of my budget. I have also thought of high end designer purses like Gucci and LV, but is a purse something I wanna give her on her big 4- 0? No spa day either, she does that on a regular basis herself, so it won't be too special. No jewelery either because she already has enough. More about her: She's a total girly girl who loves to dress up and make herself up. As for her line of job, she's the director of marketing for a medical imaging center. No particular sports or hobbies. Any unique Ideas? That's exactly what I do not want to hear... I will be there for her birthday and it's not about the size of money I'm spending... obviously I too make enough for me to be spending it on her, every person has a budget and mine is 1G. So please no sentimental comments, our love doesn't measure with no amount of money in the world. I just want an outside of the box idea for a change, so far the trip sounds good.
loking for a job as a fashion designer in pitampura.? Pooja Arora E—mail poojaniyati@yahoo.com Contact-9810395877 Residence- A4/3 JiwanJyoti apts. PitamPura Delhi-110034 OBJECTIVE To work as a team member, to develop and utilize my full potential for the growth of the organization since I believe that the growth of an organization result in the growth of people working with it. PURSUING: •2-year diploma course 2004 – 2006 in Fashion designing South Delhi polytechnic Lajpat Nagar-IV New Delhi-110024 QUALIFICATIONS: EDUCATIONAL: •ONLY SECONDERY CBSE, Delhi, India 1989 PROFESSIONAL: •Certificate in MS. Office, •Diploma in Multimedia •Master’s diploma in Web –Professional Weblink Techspan inc. Pitampura, Delhi 2002 •Certificate in multimedia with 70% in Photoshop, PageMaker, Illustrator and Director ARENA MULTI MEDIA Pitampura Delhi 1999 ACHIEVEMENTS: •Spoken English course at intermediate level at 73% from British Council, June16, 2003 to August 8,2003 •Wrote a Hindi poem book titled “SONA SI NIYATI” printed and published in India, 1998. •Done Second Degree in REIKI (USUI system of natural healing) from India Research Center, Thane Alakhnanda, India in 1996 HOBBIES •Computer, yoga, writing, music, sketching and painting D.O.B 14th November 1972 MARITAL STATUS Married LANGUAGE KNOWN Hindi, English and Punjabi
Serious question.? I don't know why, but I eat when I'm bored. I might be starving or full or neither, but I just have this urge to get up and go raid the fridge. I need some suggestions for a habit, NOT a hobby. A hobby is something that takes a while (going out with friends, going to a rec center). I need some sort of a habit to sustain me during those minutes or even seconds of boredom. Chewing gum doesnt work, the sugar erodes teeth. Sugarless gum causes diarrhea. Any serious suggestions? Its not about EATING something, because even if I JUST checked the fridge 2 minutes ago, and know there's nothing that appealing in there, I go back again when I get bored.
So who is ready for this new year? Any ideas to celebrate the whole entire year? Who is ready to make this new year the best? Did anyone have any New Year's resolutions? Did you do your 2008 list? What do you want this year? A car? A better job? A new home? A new apartment? Travel to an exotic island or country? Looking forward to the elections? A better relationship with your family or friend? A better marriage with your spouse? Try a new hobby? Get a music deal? Be a better person? Volunteer at a cancer center? Or a senior citizen's home? Who is ready to start a better year for themselves? A F - I wish you the best of luck for this 2008 for you. God bless.
Why do I start too many hobbies/goals/projects I cant possibly meet or finish? I'm like a conneseur of interest in different things. I just keep adding projects to the list and dont finish the previous. I guess the right side of my brain is too big. here are some of my hobbies right now boxing bag arm wrestling,train with grips,but i think i gave that up creating my website,done lifting weights gardening building an entertainment center fishing, and building a fish pond, almost done video games, usually shooters or strategy art instruction school,almost done a couple different art contests building my own computer,almost done car audio system/home, never ending internet research on government conspiracies,haha,why not oh and i like to watch monsterquest and mythbuster type TV and im always trying to come up with ideas for inventions,some good I cant sleep alot because im always thinkin about stupid stuff like this, anyone else out there like this?
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A: Manages to get the Pop Tarts out the toaster in one piece. Q: What do you call a blonde between two brunettes? A: A mental block. Q: How many stupid blondes does it take to make a circuit? A: Two - one to stand inside the bath, the other to pass the hair dryer. Q: What's the diff between a blonde and a computer? A: You only have to punch information into a computer once. Q: Did you hear about the dumb blonde couple that were found frozen to death in their car at a drive-in movie theater? A: They went to see "Closed for the Winter". Q: What's a dumb Blondes favorite rock group? A: Air Supply. Q: Why is it okay for blondes to catch a cold? A: No need for em to worry about blowing their brains out Q: What do blondes and cow-pats have in common? A: The older they get, the easier they are to pick up. Q: How did the blonde die drinking milk? A: The cow fell on top of her. Q: What do you call a blonde skeleton in the closet? A: Last year's hide and seek champion. Q: Why did the blonde keep a coat hanger in her back seat? A: In case she locks the keys in her car. Q: What does a postcard from a blonde's vacation say? A: Having a fantastic time. Where am I? Q: How do you keep a blonde in suspense? A: Present her with a mirror and tell her to wait for the other person to say "Hello" Q: Why are blonde's immune to Mad Cow Disease? A: It only affects the brain. Q: How can you tell if a blonde is a natural blonde? A: Blow in her ear - if natural, watch as she floats... Q: What do you call blonde twins doing bubble gum commercials? A: Double-dumb. Q: Where do you look for blonde's obituaries? A: Under "Home Improvements." Q: Why did the blonde go to the rehab center? A: Because she thought she was hooked on phonics. Q: What is foreplay for a blonde? A: 30 mins of begging. Q: What's the difference between a blonde and an ironing board? A: It's quite difficult opening the legs of an Ironing Board. Q: What do you call 4 blondes lying on the ground? A: An air mattress. Q: What would you do if a Blond threw a hand grenade right at you? A: You'd pull the pin and throw it back. Q: What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you? A: Run like hell....she's got a hand grenade in her mouth. Q: What's the difference between a pit bull and a blonde with PMS? A: Lipstick. Q: Whats the difference between a blonde and a Mercedes? A: You don't lend the Merc out to your friend. Q: What do a bowling ball and a blonde have in common? A: Sooner or later they'll both end up in the gutter. Q: Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet? A: She didn't want to waken the sleeping pills. Q: How many blondes does it take to play tag? A: One. Q: Why are dumb blonde jokes so short? A: So brunettes can remember them. Q: What is the definition of gross ignorance? A: 144 blondes. Q: How do you make a blonde laugh on Monday mornings? A: Tell them a joke on Friday night. Q: How did the blonde break her leg raking leaves? A: She fell out of the tree. Q: How do you get a one-armed blonde out of a tree? A: Wave to her. Q: Why do blondes wear shoulder pads? A: (With a rocking of the head from side to side) Well...Like, I dunno! Q: What's the difference between a smart blonde and the Yeti? A: Yeti has been spotted. Q: Do you know why the blonde got fired from the M&M factory? A: For throwing out the W's. Q: What did they name the offspring of a blonde and a Puerto Rican? A: Retardo. Q: How does a blonde commit suicide? A: She gathers her clothes into a pile and jumps off. Q: Why is the blonde's brain the size of a pea in the morning? A: It swells at night. Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: You don't. They're born that way. Q: Why do blondes work seven days a week? A: So you don't have to retrain them on Monday. It's with great sadness that I tell you my blonde girlfriend burned her nose last night....she was bobbing for french fries... 1. Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a rooster? A: A Rooster says in the Morning - "Cockll-doodlle-doooooo", while a blonde shouts, "Any-****'ll-doooo." 2. Q: What is the best secretary in the world to have? A: The one that never misses a period. 3. Q: What do blondes say after sex? A: "Thanks, guys!". 4.Q: What's the difference between a blonde and The Titanic? A: They know how many men went down on The Titanic. 5. Q: What's the difference between a blonde and the Atlantic Coast? A: There's fewer crabs in the Atlantic. 6. Q: What's the difference between a blonde and the Grand Old Duke of York? A: The Duke only 'had' Ten Thousand men. 7. Q: How does a horny guy spell relief? A: B-L-O-N-D-E. 9. Q: Why was the blonde upset when she got her Driver's License? A: Because she got an F in sex. 10. Q: What do a Boeing 747 and a blonde have in common? A: Both contain a cockpit 12. Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a blow-up Doll? A: Around 2 cans of hair spray. 13. Q: Why is a blonde like a stamp? A: Both get licked, then stuck, and finally sent on their way. 14. Q: Why is a blonde like railway tracks? A: Cos she's been laid all over the country. 16. Q: How can you tell if a blonde has been playing with your Computer? A: Your joy stick will be soaking wet. 17. Q: Why do saunas remind some people of blondes? A: Cos both are steamy and wet on entry, and hey, they don't mind if you bring friends. 18.Q: Did you hear about the blonde who tried to blow up her husband's car? A: She scorched her lips on the exhaust pipe. 19. Q: What's the difference between a Mosquito and a blonde? A: On slapping a Mosquito, it will stop sucking. 21. Q: How would a blond interpret 6.9? A: A 69 interrupted by a period. 23. Q: What's a blondes favorite Nursery Rhyme? A: HumpMe DumpMe. 25. Q: Why is a blonde like a door knob? A: Cuz everyone gets a turn. 28. Q: In a Blonde's mind what is long and hard? A: Grade 4. 29. Q: Why does a blonde have an IQ 1 point higher than a Coppers Horse? A: So she won't sh*t on the street during a rally. 33. Q: What's a blonde's idea of safe sex? A: Locking the car door. 34. Q: Did you hear the one about the blonde lesbian? A: Well, she kept having affairs with men. 35. Q: What is the difference between a blonde and most men? A: The blonde has the higher sperm count. 37. Q: What does a blonde do if she is not in bed by 10? A: She picks up her purse and goes home. 38. Q: When visiting Scotland, what is a Blonde's favorite destination? A: Silicon Glen 39. Q: What do you call 2 nuns and a blonde? A: Two tight ends and a wide receiver. 40. Q: Why don't blondes eat pickles? A: Because they can't get their head in the jar. 41. Q: What would a blonde use for protection during sex? A: A bus shelter. 43. Q: Why do blondes have big bellybuttons? A: From dating blonde men. 44. Q: Why is a blonde like an old washing machine? A: They both drip when they're fucked. 45. Q: Why did the blonde cross the road? A: Forget the road, what was she doing out of the bedroom!? 46. Q: Why does a blond have T.G.I.F. on the front of her shirt? A: **** Go In Front. 47. Q: How can you tell who is a blonde's boyfriend? A: He's the one with the belt buckle the matches the impression in her forehead. 48. Q: Why did the deaf blonde sit on a newspaper? A: So she could lip read. 51. Q: What does the Bermuda Triangle and blondes have in common? A: They've both swallowed a lot of seamen. 52. Q: Why don't blondes talk when having sex? A: Their Mommies told em never to speak to strangers. 53. Q: Why is a washing machine better than a blonde? A: Because you can drop your load in a washing machine, and it won't follow you around for a week! 54. Q: What do a 250cc Scooter and a blonde have in common? A: They're both fun to ride until a friend sees you on one 55. Q: What's the difference between a blonde on her back and a turtle on it's back? A: Absolutely Nothing - both are totally screwed! 58. Q: How do you get a blonde off of her knees? A: Come. 60. Q: What do a blonde and an instant win lottery ticket have in common? A: Simply scratch the box to win. 61. Q: Why did the blonde tattoo her zip code on her stomach? A: So her male would get delivered to the right box. 62. It's important to realise that Blondes can't go water-skiing - when their crotch gets wet they think they gotta lay down... 63. It's even more important to realise the big difference between blondes and bitches - a blonde will screw anyone, whilst a ***** will screw anyone but you... 64. It's worth remembering why blondes can't count to 70 - it's cos 69 is already a bit of a mouthful... 65. Q: Did you hear about the blonde with a PHd in Psychology? A: She'll blow your mind, too. 66. Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a limo? A: Well, not everybody's went to town in a limo! 67. Q: Have you heard about the blonde virgin? A: She hangs out with the Easter Bunny and Santa Claus 68. Q: What does a screen door and a blonde have in common? A: The more you bang it, the looser it gets. 69. Q: Did you hear about the blonde who had 2 chances to get pregnant? A: She blew it both times. 70. Q: What did the blondes left leg say to her right? A: As if they've ever met! 71. Q: What do you call a blonde with ESP and PMS? A: A know-it-all *****. 72. Q: What do blonde's do after they comb their hair? A: They pull up their pants. 73. Q: What do blonde's do with their Assholes in the morning? A: Pack their lunch and send them to work. 74. Q: What's the link between a blonde and a halogen headlamp? A: Both get screwed on the front of a Ford Fiesta. 6. Q: What nickname is most used by blonde's in order to boost their popularity? A: B.J. 77. Q: What is blonde, brunette, blond, brunette ...? A: A blonde doing cartwheels. 78. Q: How do you know when a blonde's been in your refridgerator? A: There's lipstick on your cucumbers/courgette/zuchini. 79. Q: What's a 68 to a blonde? A: It's where she goes down on you and you owe her one. 80. Q: What's the white stuff you find in a blonde's panties? A: Clitty litter. 81. Q: Why is it that Blonde's always get confused in the Ladies rest room? A: Well, it's cost they gotta pull their own pants down... 82. Q: Why don't blondes in San Francisco wear short black mini skirts? A: Because their balls would show. 83. Q: What do you call a blonde with an I.Q of 100? A: A foursome. 85. Q: How can you tell if a blonde works in an office? A: There's a fold-up bed in the Stock room and permanent smiles on the Bosses' faces. 86. Q: What is a bellybutton for? A: It gives a blonde a place to park her gum on the way down. 89. Q: Why was the blonde disappointed with her trip to England? A: She found out Big Ben is only a clock. 90. Q: Why did the blonde guy put ice in his condom? A: To keep the swelling down. 91. Q: Why did the blonde get fired from the sperm bank? A: Her employer found that she was embezzling. 92. Q: What's the difference between a blonde and your job? A: Your job still sucks after 6 months. 94. Q: What do you call a blonde with pigtails? A: A ******** with handlebars. 95. Q: What did the blonde say during a xxx flick? A: "Hey fellas, Look! There I am!" 96. Q: How does a blond prepare for safe sex? A: She puts on rubber based lipstick. 98. Q: What does XXX stand for? A: Blondes co-signing a note. 99. Q: Why did the blonde go half way to Finland, turn around and come back home? A: It took her that long to discover that a 14 inch Viking was a tv set. 100. Q: What's the difference between a Blonde and a bowling ball? A: You can only get three of your fingers inside a bowling ball. 101. Q: What do blondes eat to increase their breast size? A: Silicone chips. She was so blonde that... She thought a quarterback was a refund. She managed to trip over my cordless phone. On the bottom of the job application where it said 'Sign Here' she wrote 'Aquarias'. She sent me a fax with a stamp on it. She told me to meet her on the corner of "Walk" and "Don't Walk". She tried to place a bag of M&M's in alphabetical order. She put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind. She took a ruler to bed so she could see how long she slept. When she got an AM radio, it took her 10 month to figure out she could use it at night. She spent 25 minutes staring at the Orange juice box cos it said - "concentrate" She got stabbed in a Shoot out. She used to sit on the tv so she could watch the couch When she heard that 90% of all crimes were around the home, she moved. She thinks Eartha Kitt is a set of gardening tools. When she saw the sign for YMCA she said: "LOOK, they've spelled MACY's wrong!!!" She stood staring at the frozen orange juice because it said "Concentrate". She put lippie on her forehead cos her boyfriend told her to make up her mind. She tried to drown a fish. If you offered her a Penny for her thoughts, you'd get change. She got locked in a grocery store and starved to death. She took a Spoon to the Super Bowl. It takes her 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes. She asked for a Price-check at the 'Everythings a Pound' store. They had to burn her school down to get her outta 4th grade. She thought Boyz II Men was a daycare center. When I was drowning in a lake and screaming out for a life saver she asked: "Grape or Cherry?" She thought Meow Mix was a record for Cats. She thought that Taco Bell was a Mexican phone company. She tried to drown a fish. Q: How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? A: 2. 1 to hold the Diet Irn-Bru and the other to call on 'Daddddyyy' Q: What do you get when you offer a blonde a penny for her thoughts? A: Change. Q: What did the blonde do when she heard on the news that over 90% of accidents occur at the home? A: She moved. Q: What's five miles long and has an IQ of Sixty? A: A blonde parade. Q: Why did the blonde call the job centre? A: She wanted to find out how to cook food stamps. Q: A blonde ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut it in 6 or 12 pieces. A: "Oh, only Six I think - I'd never manage to eat all 12 pieces." Q: What do you call a Smart blonde? A: A Golden Retriever. Q: What is a cool refreshing drink for a blonde? A: Perri-Air. Q: Why did God create blondes? A: Cos sheep can't bring beer from the fridge. Q: What does a blonde and a beer bottle have in common? A: Both are completely empty from the neck up. Q: Why did the blonde scale the chain-link fence? A: To see what was on the other side. Q: Why are blondes hurt by people's words? A: Because people keep hitting them with dictionaries. Q: How do you drive a blonde Insane? A: Hide her Hair Dryer. Q: How do blonde braincells die? A: alone. Q: How do you know a blonde has robbed your house? A: You notice the microwave is gone, but a note is there in it's place saying: "Thanks for the TV" Q: How do you keep a blonde in suspense? A: (I'll tell you tomorrow.) Q: How do you get a blonde to stay in the shower all day? A: Lend her your bottle of Shampoo that says "lather, rinse, repeat". Q: What do you call a blonde on a University Campus? A: A visitor. A blonde and a redhead met for dinner after work and were watching the 6 o'clock news. A man was shown threatening to jump from the Brooklyn Bridge. The blonde bet the redhead $50 that he wouldn't jump, and the redhead replied, "I'll take that bet!" Anyway, sure enough, he jumped, so the blonde gave the redhead the $50 she owned. The redhead said, "I can't take this, you're my friend." The blonde said, "No. A bet's a bet." So the redhead said, "Listen, I have to admit, I saw this one on the 5 o'clock news, so I can't take your money." The blonde replied, "Well, so did I, but I never thought he'd jump again!" --------------------------------------... This blonde decides one day that she is sick and tired of all the blonde jokes and how all blondes are perceived as stupid, so she decides to show her husband that blondes really are smart. While her husband is off at work, she decides that she is going to paint a couple of rooms in the house. The next day, right after her husband leaves for work, she gets down to the task at hand. Her husband arrives home at 5:30 and detects the distinctive smell of paint. He walks into the living room and finds his wife lying on the floor in a pool of sweat. He notices that she is wearing a ski jacket and a fur coat at the same time. He goes over and asks her if she is OK. She replies, "Yes." He asks what she is doing. She replies that she wanted to prove to him that not all blonde women are dumb and she wanted to do it by painting the house. He then asks her why she has on a ski jacket and a fur coat. She replies that she was reading the directions on the paint can and they said, "For best results, put on two coats." --------------------------------------... Three blondes were walking through the forest when they came upon a set of tracks. The first blonde said, "Those are deer tracks." The second blonde said, "No, those are elk tracks." The third blonde said, "You're both wrong, those are moose tracks." The blondes were still arguing when the train hit them. --------------------------------------... Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their Mercedes with a coat hanger. They tried and tried to get the door open, but they couldn't. The blond with the coat hanger stopped for a moment to catch her breath, and her friend said anxiously, "Hurry up! It's starting to rain and the top is down." --------------------------------------... How do you keep a blonde busy for hours? Scroll Down. ---> <----- Scroll Up. --------------------------------------... A young brunette goes into the doctor's office and says that her body hurts wherever she touches it. "Impossible," says the doctor. "Show me." She takes her finger and pushes her elbow and screams in agony. She pushes her knee and screams, pushes her ankle and screams and so on it goes. The doctor says, "You're not really a brunette are you?" She says, "No, I'm really a blonde." "I thought so," he says. "Your finger is broken." --------------------------------------... As a Delta Air Lines jet was flying over Arizona on a clear day, the copilot was providing his passengers with a running commentary about landmarks over the PA system. "Coming up on the right, you can see the Meteor Crater, which is a major tourist attraction in northern Arizona. It was formed when a lump of nickel and iron, roughly 150 feet in diameter and weighing 300,000 tons struck the earth at about 40,000 miles an hour, scattering white-hot debris for miles in every direction. The hole measures nearly a mile across and is 570 feet deep." From the cabin, a blonde passenger was heard to exclaim, "Wow! It just missed the highway!" --------------------------------------... I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb...and I also know that I'm not blonde. - Dolly Parton --------------------------------------... A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do. "Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?" The blonde said, "How about 50 dollars?" The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders she would need were in the garage. The man's wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, "Does she realize that the porch goes all the way around the house?" The man replied, "She should. She was standing on the porch." A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money. "You're finished already?" he asked. "Yes," the blonde answered, "and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats." Impressed, the man reached in his pocket for the $50. "And by the way," the blonde added, "that's not a Porch, it's a Ferrari." --------------------------------------... Three blondes are sitting by the side of a river holding fishing poles with the lines in the water. A Game Warden comes up behind them, taps them on the shoulder and says, "Excuse me, ladies, I'd like to see your fishing licenses." "We don't have any," replied the first blonde. "Well, if you're going to fish, you need fishing licenses," said the Game Warden. "But officer," replied the second blonde, "we aren't fishing. We all have magnets at the end of our lines and we're collecting debris off the bottom of the river." The Game Warden lifted up all the lines and, sure enough, there were horseshoe magnets tied on the end of each line. "Well, I know of no law against it," said the Game Warden. "Take all the debris you want." And with that, he left. As soon as the Game Warden was out of sight, the three blondes started laughing hysterically. "What a dumb Fish Cop," the second blonde said to the other two. "Doesn't he know that there are steelhead trout in this river?" --------------------------------------... A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get it started." He asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?" The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a tiger." Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table. He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says, "First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a tiger." He takes her hand and says, "Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a nice cup of tea, and then....." he sighed, "we'll put all these Frosted Flakes back in the box." --------------------------------------... ICE FISHING A blonde decided she needed something new and different for a winter hobby. She went to the bookstore and bought every book she could find on ice fishing. For weeks she read and studied, hoping to become an expert in the field. Finally she decided she knew enough and out she went for her first ice fishing trip. She carefully gathered up and packed all the tools and equipment needed for the excursion. Each piece of equipment had its own special place in her kit. When she got to the ice, she found a quiet little area, placed her padded stool and carefully laid out her tools. Just as she was about to make her first cut into the ice, a booming voice from the sky bellowed, "There are no fish under the ice!!" Startled, the blonde grabbed up all her belongings, moved further along the ice, poured some hot chocolate from her thermos, and started to cut a new hole. Again the voice from above bellowed, "There are no fish under the ice!!" Amazed, the blonde was not quite sure what to do as this certainly was not covered in any of her books. She packed up her gear and moved to the far side of the ice. Once there, she stopped for a few moments to regain her calm. Then she was extremely careful to set everything up perfectly--tools in the right place, chair positioned just so. Just as she was about to cut this new hole, the voice came again. "There are no fish under the ice!!" Petrified, the blonde looked skyward and asked, "Is that You, Lord?" The voice boomed back, "NO THIS IS THE MANAGER OF THE SKATING RINK!" --------------------------------------... This one qualifies as a hilarious blonde joke! It is the best. A blonde was driving home after work and got caught in a really bad hailstorm. Her car was covered with dents, so the next day she took it to the repair shop. The shop owner saw that she was a blonde, so he decided to have some fun. He told her just to go home and blow into the tail pipe really hard, and all the dents would pop out. So, the blonde went home, got down on her hands and knees and started blowing into her car's tailpipe. Nothing happened. She blew a little harder, and still nothing happened. Her roommate, another blonde, came home and said, "What are you doing?" The first blonde told her how the repairman had instructed her to blow into the tailpipe in order to get all the dents to pop out. Her roommate rolled her eyes and said... "HEL-LOOOOOOOO ...You gotta roll up the windows!!! --------------------------------------... A group of blondes were willing to prove that not all blondes were dumb. They established a judges panel of people to ask the questions. On the day of the judging the people started off by asking, "What is 59 + 2?" The first blonde contestant responded by saying, "57?" The rest of the blondes said, "Give her another chance, give her another chance!" Then they asked, "What is 15 - 5?" The blonde responded, "20, right?" Once again the rest of the contestants screamed, "Give her another chance, give her another chance!" The judges decided to go easier on her and asked, "What is 1 + 2?" "3?" said the blonde. The rest of the blondes said, "Give her another chance, give her another chance!" --------------------------------------... A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are running from the cops. They hide on a potato farm. They crawl into some potato bags. The first cop pokes the bag with the brunette in it. She says, "Meow." The cop confirms that it is just a cat. The second cop pokes the bag with the redhead in it. She says, "Woof." The cop says that it is just a dog. The third cop pokes the bag with the blonde in it. She say in her sweetest voice, "Potato." --------------------------------------... There is a brunette and a blonde hanging over the edge of a cliff off a piece of rope. They realize that the rope will break if one of them doesn't let go and they will both fall to their deaths. The brunette starts this big heartwarming speech about how she is going to sacrifice herself. At the end of the speech the blonde starts clapping. --------------------------------------... A blonde and a lawyer are seated next to each other on a flight from LA to NY. The lawyer asks if she would like to play a fun game? The blonde, tired, just wants to take a nap. Politely she declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few winks. The lawyer persists and explains that the game is easy and a lot of fun. He explains, "I ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer, you pay me $5.00, and vise versa." Again, she declines and tries to get some sleep. The lawyer, now agitated, says, "Okay, if you don't know the answer you pay me $5.00, and if I don't know the answer, I will pay you $500.00." This catches the blonde's attention and, figuring there will be no end to this torment unless she plays, agrees to the game. The lawyer asks the first question. "What's the distance from the earth to the moon?" The blonde doesn't say a word, reaches into her purse, pulls out a $5.00 bill and hands it to the lawyer. "Okay," says the lawyer," your turn." She asks the lawyer, "What goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four legs?" The lawyer, puzzled, takes out his laptop computer and searches all his references. No answer. He taps into the air phone with his modem and searches the Internet and the Library of Congress. No answer. Frustrated, he sends e-mails to all his friends and coworkers, to no avail. After an hour, he wakes the blonde and hands her $500.00. The blonde says, "Thank you," and turns back to get some more sleep. The lawyer, who is more than a little miffed, wakes the blonde and asks, "Well, what's the answer?" Without a word, the blonde reaches into her purse, hands the lawyer $5.00, and goes back to sleep. You dont have to read all of them!
My older sis and I live together. How do I address her need for constant attention? My sis is 42 and I am 23. We're both recently divorced and moved in together to help each other out. My sister loves to be the center of attention, where I am a more private secluded person. Recently my new boyfriend was over to pick me up so we could get some parts for his muscle car (a hobby he and I both enjoy). My sister had just gotten out of the shower and was barely wrapped up in a towel and decided to come stand in the kitchen and talk to us. My boyfriend was clearly uncomfortable with this... as was I. I didn't know what to say! I was in total shock that she would even go that far to be noticed! I don't want to hurt her feelings or cause any major conflict cause I know she's going through alot, but wow this is pretty extreme. I don't mind her usual habits of being the center of attention: changing conversation subjects to her liking, inviting herself to things, always trying to get me to talk about my daily business or plans, etc. What do I do?
Birthday Date Meaning? Reply Is your birthday day 1 of the month? Your Life You are very curious and dedicative. When you are interested in something, everything else has to wait. This is your quality. But if you learn to Be more patient and complete what you have started, you will be successful in life. Your Love You believe in love at first sight. You won't wait to learn more about the person. Vise versa, people who fail to impress you will hardly get a chance to be your friend. Your emotion is on the extreme. You can only love or hate, nothing in between and this often shows in your ________expression. Try not to end a relationship in a quarrel. ----------------------------------------------------------- Is your birthday day 2 of the month? Your Life You have great common sense but usually fail to follow through. This might happens because you are too busy with your mission and shut yourself from the outside world. You are clever and profound so there's a slight chance for self-control problem. Your Love Your love progress slowly, and quietly. You seem to be contented with your unrequited love. Your are a romantic and loyal lover. ----------------------------------------------------------- Is your birthday day 3 of the month? Your Life Although you are innocent and romantic but your ________expression often mislead others that you are an active, fun loving kid. Because of your double personality, it's hard for others to really know the real you. You are careful and patient. Your Love Your love is the greatest which often surprises others. No one can bring you to light when you are in love. Your confidence might lead you to the track your parents disagree . ----------------------------------------------------------- Is your birthday day 4 of the month? Your Life You usually think before acting which makes your life quite easy. But you often are the one who give yourself a hard time by being paranoid. People might not truly understand you but you are really nice to be around. You are cheerful and friendly. Your Love Still water runs deep, that's what you are. You always surprise others with your new character when you are in love. Your love trap often comes unexpectedly and your love life is full of surprises. ----------------------------------------------------------- Is your birthday day 5 of the month? Your Life Although you are on the quiet side, but you enjoy excitement and changes. Routine is something you cannot stand. Because of your extreme confidence, you hardly ask others for opinion. You believe in leading your own life, and you have got the gift in doing so. Your Love Nothing can stop you from making progress in your love life. Once you are in love, you feel the ownership of your lover. A third party can only makes your jealousy becomes worse. ----------------------------------------------------------- Is your birthday day 6 of the month? Your Life You are generous with people in need, sometimes to an extreme that people find you nosey. Your hidden courage and dedication often surprise others. Your imagination is extremely unique. Your Love Your love life is on the smooth track because it grows from friendship.Although you may not make a sweet lover but your sincerity bring happiness to your couple. ----------------------------------------------------------- Is your birthday day 7 of the month? Your Life You are sensitive to changes around you but your feeling is hardly expressed. You hate exaggerations. Under your quiet personality, you are rather stubborn and self-centered. These qualities are the force behind your extreme persistence. Your Love You have enormous courage to please your lover. Your relationship often progress quickly. ----------------------------------------------------------- Is your birthday day 8 of the month? Your Life You have pleasant and friendly personality. People look u to your wit and imagination. You are unpredictable and hardly complete what you started, which sometimes create negative impact to people around you. Your Love Falling in love becomes your routine. Most of the time you are lucky. You fascinate people with good taste but you never have enough with one. Although your love progresses very fast, it never lasts. ----------------------------------------------------------- Is your birthday day 9 of the month? your Life You often have problem in promoting yourself, just because you don't know how to express your true self. On the other hand, you don't really care what they think. This is why people misunderstand you until they really get a chance to learn about your pleasant personality. Opposite sex find you mysterious and worth searching. Your wit is remarkable but sometimes you are too fast to follow. Your Love You won't reveal your feeling even after dreaming about the same guy over and over. Your first love lasts forever. You are responsible to the feeling of your lover. The chance to betray your lover is none. You have luck with children. You Will be Happy Always with u r Love Marraige. and she ----------------------------------------------------------- Is your birthday day 10 of the month? Your Life You are very capable. If you are a woman, you have high chance to be a renowned workingwoman. If you are a man, your path to fame and honor is near. As an innovator, you are not a good follower. You are good in implementing your imagination and share it with others. You are always well dressed. Your Love You often lose your love ones from being too jealous. You always feel like you own the person you fall in love with and that often blows your relationship. ----------------------------------------------------------- Is your birthday day 11 of the month? Your Life You are gracious, elegant and prudent. People admire your qualities and some even become jealous of you. You are realistic, flexible and adaptable. You are remarkably kind and moral person. Your Love You are willing to sacrifice yourself for the one you love. Your lover will always have your gentleness, care and loyalty. You will always be happy to hand around the one you love. ----------------------------------------------------------- Is your birthday day 12 of the month? Your Life You are friendly, humorous and full of energy. You are open-minded and do not care for minor details. Your weak point is your hot temper. Your Love You are willing to start off in one-sided love affairs because you strongly believe that you will eventually win his/her heart. On the other hand, once you are together, you always want to do things your way, which is often the fire starter. You usually run in and out of love quickly. ----------------------------------------------------------- Is your birthday day 13 of the month? Your Life You are sincere and easy going. Flattering and charming around are not your style. You care so much for freedom that often leads you to the difficult path. Because of your sincerity, most people find you easy to be around although you are sometimes too straightforward. Your Love Your gentleness, care and sincerity make you an attractive person. Eventhough you don't intend to be charming, but you naturally are, especially in the eyes of opposite sex. ---------------------------------------------------------- Is your birthday day 14 of the month? Your Life You are so confident that sometimes you forget about the people around you. If you have to be in one of the two teams, you will choose to be in the winning team. On the other hand, you are kind and caring but above all, you care for your own benefits. Your imagination is unique and often gets implemented shortly after it comes across. Your Love You will not get soft with the one you don't really like, no matter how hard he/she tries. But once you feel for someone you have chosen, there's no getting back. ----------------------------------------------------------- Is your birthday day 15 of the month? Your Life You are outgoing and love to be at the center of attention. From the outside, you may seem flashy, flirty, and tricky but your true self is strong, full of hope to be the leader. When you fail to convince someone, you will get frustrated, and perhaps let your temper shows. Your Love You are emotional. Many can win your heart at once, but not for long. This is why you hardly win a decent relationship. ----------------------------------------------------------- Is your birthday day 16 of the month? Your Life You always follow the good and the right instead of listening to your heart. Another word, you are a perfectionist. You care for every word people say about you. You often seen isolated while you are, by nature, curious and a dreamer who is ready to get over the edge to make your dream comes true. Your Love You often fall in love with a person who is much different from you, in age and other aspects. Your relationship grows on friendship. Love at fist sight is not your style. ----------------------------------------------------------- Is your birthday day 17 of the month? Your Life You neither want to be interfered nor have the desire to mess with others' life. But you are friendly and occasionally a party animal. You are always in a circle of friends. You often do things in your own way that occasionally go beyond the acceptable limit. People may find you childish and not very attractive in that sense. Your Love Your fun-loving character attracts opposite sex. Many of those are great. You often find yourself trapped among a few great guys while you have to choose only one. ----------------------------------------------------------- Is your birthday day 18 of the month? Your Life At first glance, people think you are quiet type of person. Actually you are cheerful, but conditionally. You will show your joyful character only in good mood. One the other hand, when you are moody, no one would dare to be around. Because of your emotion fluctuation and frank character, some find you hard to be around. Your Love You hardly show your feeling towards opposite sex no matter how much you like him/her. Your partner also has similar character so your love affairs often take quite a while to flourish. Time tells it all. Your sincerity makes you very attractive. ----------------------------------------------------------- Is your birthday day 19 of the month? Your Life You are great in managing everything in your life and this is how you gain respect from others. Because of this quality, you sometimes feel that you are better than the rest. Extreme confidence might lead you to the wrong path. You are a free bird and want to lead your own life. Your Love You love life is rather different from others'. When you are in love, nothing can stop you. You may often fight with your partner but, soon after that, you will make up in a way that surprises others. ----------------------------------------------------------- Is your birthday day 20 of the month? Your Life You are prudent, circumspect and take things seriously. Before you make any move, you will think of a few alternatives that might take a while. You are patient, imaginative and target oriented. You value friendship more than anything else. Your Love You usually study your partner carefully before making any move. You never demand anything beyond the natural quality of that person. Your sincerity doesn't bring excitement in your love life but it brings deeply grown relationship. ----------------------------------------------------------- Is your birthday day 21 of the month? Your Life You are curious and a true follower. You can please someone so much that it seem like you are trying to charm that person. You hide your disagreement under your smiling face. This is a charming quality of yours. Your Love You are quite unlucky in love. You are loved by someone you don't like while your dream man is so far away. Your love life is occasionally under turbulence. Sometimes you don't have the clear view of the guy in your heart. ----------------------------------------------------------- Is your birthday day 22 of the month? Your Life You have the boss character, but not a leader. Most people look up to you for your capability and confidence although they find you quite stubborn. You should listen more to others. You are a unique and charming individual. Your Love You hardly take the moderate track. You either love or hate someone. Whom you call friends are the chosen ones. If any of them betray you, you won't let them get away without having hard time. ----------------------------------------------------------- Is your birthday day 23 of the month? Your Life You never live your life in the way others want you to. You are an independent individual who loves challenges and excitement. You are ready to face with the result of your decision. You are usually the one your friends count on. Your Love Because you love excitements, you occasionally get involved in forbidden love affairs. You may fall in love with a married person and no one can stop you from making progress. You are very charming, although you might not realize it. ----------------------------------------------------------- Is your birthday day 24 of the month? Your Life You are very optimistic and that's why you always enjoy life. You are gifted in entertaining others. Your friends love and trust you. You'll be the first they come to when they are in need of someone to speak their heart out. Your Love Sometimes you fall in love just because you want to be in love, not that you really like that person. You always be seen as a sweet couple but you can't really get over your love ones from past. Your partner is usually crazy about you because you are remarkably charming and romantic. ----------------------------------------------------------- Is your birthday day 25 of the month? Your Life You are a warrior. No obstacle can stop you from reaching your goal. You always keep yourself busy. This quality plus your responsibility will eventually bring you success. Your Love You adore your partner as the number one priority. You value your love one more than yourself. Your love is the greatest of all and your have potential to get married young. --------------------- -------------------------------------- Is your birthday day 26 of the month? Your Life You are always curious and responsive to changes. Routine life is not the way you choose to live. Travelling is your favorite hobby because excitement is what you are after. Your Love You will not stand being around the one you dislike. Your love comes and goes quickly. You can be deeply in love but soon after you will be looking around for the next one. ----------------------------------------------------------- Is your birthday day 27 of the month? Your Life You are sensitive and vulnerable. Tears often run down your cheeks even when the matter is not that bad. This might be the result from being to pessimistic. You might seem cold on the shell, but your inner self is a kind loving person. Your Love You will be elegantly dressed, no matter how casually dressed your date may be. You are emanding in love and sometimes to an unacceptable extend. ----------------------------------------------------------- Is your birthday day 28 of the month? Your Life You are a capable person but you usually underestimate your own ability. This is the cause of missing numbers of opportunity to step forward. If you try to give yourself a chance, you can be successful in life. Try to see things on the bright side and you will be happier than ever. Your Love You are quite unlucky in love. The one in your arm is not the one in your heart. Your love has so many ups and downs. You often chicken out before seeing any progress in love. ------------------------------------------------ ----------- Is your birthday day 29 of the month? Your Life You can trust your sixth sense. Life is exciting so routine job is not your interest. You have great ideas and fantastic imagination. You often feel tired of things and people around you. Your Love You can tell what's in the mind of another person just from looking into his/her eyes. You are paranoid and jealous and these are the cause of fights between you and your lover. Sometimes the thing you believe in is just your imagination. ----------------------------------------------------------- Is your birthday day 30 of the month? Your Life You are always surrounded by a circle of friends. You are friendly and fun to be with. Though you occasionally disappoint them by being stubborn, but over all, they love your qualities. Your Love You want to have full control of your love and that's not a nice way to treat your partner. You take your time in saying yes to his wedding proposal or if you are a man, you will not propose anyone until you are certainly confident which might take ages. ---------------------------------------------------------- Is your birthday day 31 of the month? Your Life Your emotion is hard to predict. You can be sad this minute and happy in the next. People might find it difficult to follow your emotion and understand you. You tend to take things seriously. Your Love You take your time to study a person before falling in love. Once you decide that he or she is the one, no one can stop you from making progress, even your partner.
I have a model audition open at 7:30 pm tonight!!? Hello, I want to know if I am wrong grammar, this model application and please help me make a clear good sense on the grammar on model application. model have a question saying: Please write a brief statement on how u think john casablancas modeling and career center can benefit you. Your answer will be used to evaluate your level of commitment and admission to the center. My answer : I am very friendly and love outgoing always and I'm unquie very much also I have way the valuable who I am. I love a hobby thing I love take picture of myself who I am. I always a enjoyful and I have alot love to help people. I want a successful a role deaf for a model there will look at deaf model that can do it.my goal is not give up in my dream to be come true.
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Which camera? (lomo fisheyes)? http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B0007ZGXO0/ref=pd_cp_p_1?pf_rd_p=250314001&pf_rd_s=center-41&pf_rd_t=201&pf_rd_i=B000JFJ06G&pf_rd_m=ATVPDKIKX0DER&pf_rd_r=0P689X5NBNC1DD2CC10Q http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B000JFJ06G/ref=pd_cp_p_1?pf_rd_p=250314001&pf_rd_s=center-41&pf_rd_t=201&pf_rd_i=B0007ZGXO0&pf_rd_m=ATVPDKIKX0DER&pf_rd_r=1F5NSSHGYJ06FKHKCGFR Pure hobby photography, nothing too professional. Just looking for the better toy. Price doesn't make the second 'edition' of this camera better. I can't choose between the two I posted.
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ok we`ve all seen the new symbol but is Microsofts new Vista any good ? It looks like its quite costly, and there seem to be many different versions. But is it worth spending big money on? Ive already upgraded my Ram (1.5 gig) and "Media Center" seems to run well now. But should I forsake my trusty XP for Vista ? Are there any issues I need to be aware of ? Or should I bury my head in the sand and stick to what I know? I use messengers mostly when I`m online and Use Photoshop for my digital photos (my hobby). occasionally I surf aimlessly, but not much. I tend to visit the same sites over and over. Is it worth me spending my inadequate income, on a flashy new operating system?
Is this a good guitar? I am a beginner guitar player looking for an electric guitar. My cousin owns a really nice Dean and I played on it for about a week while I was at his house. I started browsing the internet and looked at guitars. A few of them were $200, way out of my price limit (Im only playing as a hobby, not for shows) http://www.guitarcenter.com/Dean-Vendetta-XM-Electric-Guitar-103933354-i1147572.gc I like the price and there is a Guitar Center that is about 10 miles away that sells it. The reviews on the side are good, but I wanted to make sure. Would you recommend this guitar for me? I already own an amp and I need a guitar
Remember those neat Fisher Price Little People Play sets from the 60's & 70's? Which playsets did you have? Which one was your favorite? The fisher price play family castle 993 was my favorite.....I collect these playsets now....I have the following playsets (complete sets) fisher price play family castle 993 fisher price parking ramp service center fisher price music box ferirs wheel fisher price play family house 952 (blue house/yellow roof) fisher price family play farm fisher price children's hospital fisher price play family village fisher price house boat I still need the original fisher price airport & merry go round. I also collect the fisher price pull toys and the radio music boxes......it's a fun hobby. :-) I had forgotten about the fisher price Sesame Street play set .....I need to add that to my collection as well......
How can I increase the fps and quality for fsx with my nVidia GeForce 6150le Graphics card? I have a nVidia Geforce 6150 LE graphics card in my Compaq Presario SR2030NX PC. I run FSX alot, it is my hobby. I want to get better fps and better quality, probably all high or ultra high out of fsx. How can I go about that and how much would it cost. I really want to stick to this graphics card and would (of course) like to find as many ways as possible to keep this as cheap as possible. I have a Compaq (HP) Presario SR2030NX PC. It is running 1gb of ram, 2.4 gigahertz, Windows (or Vent, as I like to call it) XP Professional Media Center Edition, 200 Gb Harddrive, lightscribe dvd/cd writer reader, look the rest up on google if you have to, i really don't know the rest. also, will fsx acceleration expansion pack work with windows xp?
BOW & ARROW stats? I have just received an older(??) archery bow..... it is a wooden 44inch model. I have taken it to a local Archery service center who retightened the strings to "proper" tension. I am a total *newbie* to the art of Archery so I am researching all I can about the POSSIBILITIES of this sport. %What are the styles, types, and sorts of arrows (and tips) that are available for my newly attempted sport / hobby? I believe this bow is a HUNTING model. - What (if any) *modifications* should I use to make this a SPORTING unit?
Want to buy my daughter a computer (PC) for Christmas? My daughter is 11 yrs old. She is into music, so the computer must be satisfactory for burning CD's, DVD's, and downloading music. When she turns 12 yrs old in March, I'm getting her a digital camera because she wants to start taking pictures and working with photo labs as a hobby. Although I have a Del, I don't like Del because of the non-english speaking people in their support center, I can't understand them. I want to spend somewhere between $ 600 to $ 800 for processor, monitor (19"), speakers, keyboard, and mouse. Any suggestions?
dog training,dog grooming career questions? hey i like to understand more about dog training. im thinking of applying school online for dog training, but is it any good? i love animals and would like to have a career involving them. Is it a good idea going full time? or part-time? is it really like a hobby thing or you can make a living out of it? i was thinking of opening a business of dog training and grooming center. possibly adding pet supplies(but i dont know yet) so i just wanna know if this is a good career path. and if you make enough to live. thanks in advance :-D I live in connecticut so i dont know how much of a demand this career can be.
question on animal careers? Dog training,dog grooming career questions? hey i like to understand more about dog training. im thinking of applying school online for dog training, but is it any good? i love animals and would like to have a career involving them. Is it a good idea going full time? or part-time? is it really like a hobby thing or you can make a living out of it? i was thinking of opening a business of dog training and grooming center. possibly adding pet supplies(but i dont know yet) so i just wanna know if this is a good career path. and if you make enough to live. thanks in advance :-D I live in connecticut so i dont know how much of a demand this career can be.
Going Green Questions? 1. My city does trash pickup, but not out as far as I live. I will have to take it to the center. Do I seperate each kind of item they take or put them together? Like do I have to seperate each color of glass and each type of plastic? 2. Does it matter what kind of tree you plant? For example is a blue spruce less helpful than an oak or maple? 3. I love flowers and plants. Do they do any good? Can a hobby be helpful? Also, you have to remove the lids from jars to recycle them. What do you do with the lids?
Should I be offended? Would YOU be offended? This weekend i participated in a study at the San Francisco LGBT Community Center. They were doing a study on gay/lesbian stereotypes and the accuracy of the "gaydar" myth. 8 women were selected, various ethnicities and appearances (some very feminine (myself included), others more sporty, tomboyish, really professional, or the whole college student look (sweatshirt, jeans & a ponytail). We stood in front of an audience of approx. 50 people, different ages, ethnicities & sexual orientations. 25 of them were selected to ask us ONE question a piece (what's your age, what's your profession, what's your favorite hobby, etc.) but nothing specific about our sexuality. After the survey, they were asked to select ONE woman whom they believed to be bisexual, and one they assumed to be a lesbian. I was picked by 2 people who thought i could be bi. I was the only lesbian identified woman in the group and NO ONE assumed it!! My girlfriend said i dont have a "lesbian vibe." WTF is that? Should i take it personally that it was such a shock when i was identified as the lesbian? If u had participated in such a study, and weren't identified as what you are....how would u feel? I'm NOT offended guys. Geez!! lol. Im asking SHOULD i be, and would you?? Personally, i could care less what others think about me, although it did kind of throw me when my girlfriend agreed.
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